Friday, January 20, 2006

Well here I am posting from RCC, 20 minutes before my class begins. As I am looking acroos the room, my attention is drawn to a woman. This women is old enough to be my mother. The reason I am looking at her is because her cellphone just rang. Do you think I am bothered by this disturbance? Hardly. It is not the mere sound of the ring that annoys me, it is the ring itself. Yes, it is a Kelly Clarkson ringer. Oh, how I look upon this women with such dubiousness, and wishing, no, hoping she would turn the bloody thing off. Were it a young teen I might not care, yet, this women has seen many moons. I rest my plea.

8 Comments:

At 20/1/06 9:01 AM, Blogger Brian Sporer said...

Stephen take Nathan's advice and refrain from using "bloody" in your superbly constructed sentences.

 
At 20/1/06 10:06 AM, Blogger stephen said...

Okay, i'll use blasted instead.

 
At 20/1/06 10:36 AM, Blogger Brian Sporer said...

Good. It sounds cooler anyway. It makes you seem like you’re a spaceman or something.

 
At 20/1/06 2:46 PM, Blogger carson said...

Buz Lightyear


O, Like your post. I thought I was the only one who thought weird things like that.

So what do you think about France saying they will use nukes if they have to. I say " It's about time.

 
At 20/1/06 2:48 PM, Blogger carson said...

wonder what Webb thinks about that one.

 
At 21/1/06 5:12 PM, Blogger stephen said...

France has nuclear weapons? I'm shocked!

It's too bad they didn't have them when the Germans invaded or it would have saved us alot of trouble. Wee Wee?

 
At 23/1/06 9:22 PM, Blogger carson said...

Good one

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I like what Savage says " If the A.C.L.U. was in power in that time of history we would be speaking German right now or we would be a lamp shade"

 
At 9/2/06 8:34 AM, Blogger W. H. Conner said...

I like a lot of what you have to say, other than, perhaps, your perspective on Kelly Clarkson. It has always been popular among pseudo-art critic types to dismiss every artist within the pop genre simply because they operate within that framework. Part of this has also been, legitimately, because of the overwhelming proportion of musical pablum dished out by top 40 radio, especially in the last six years or so. Ocassionally, however, machines such as American Idol get lucky, and I believe they did with Kelly. No one is forced to like anything, particularly, but there's no denying her big, powerful voice, decent road band, and surprisingly creative writing team. I don't look, always, to the Grammys to determine legitimacy from a music standpoint (it's obviously political) but I think in this case she deserved and got one...

 

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