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Thursday, May 31, 2007

i must post before the end of the month

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At 31/5/07 2:14 PM, Brian Sporer said...: I do not think this counts.
At 31/5/07 3:30 PM, Brian Sporer said...: How many homeschoolers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one because their poor socialization prevents any interaction with other people.
At 1/6/07 5:42 PM, Natalie said...: I like this version...

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How many homeschoolers does it take to change a light bulb?

First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a biography of Thomas Edison and do a skit based on his life.

Next, everyone studies the history of lighting methods, wrapping up with dipping their own candles.

Next, everyone takes a trip to the store where they compare types of light bulbs as well as prices and figure out how much change they'll get if they buy two bulbs for $1.99 and pay with a five dollar bill.

On the way home, a discussion develops over the history of money and also Abraham Lincoln, as his picture is on the five dollar bill.

Finally, after building a homemade ladder out of branches dragged from the woods, the light bulb is installed.

And there is light.
At 3/6/07 12:23 AM, Anonymous said...: how many homeschoolers does it take to come up with a clever response?
At 3/6/07 12:24 AM, Unknown said...: so this Irish guy walks out of a bar...ha ha
ya right!
At 4/6/07 10:02 AM, Brian Sporer said...: I wonder who could have left that anonymous comment? If only that comment and another comment were just one minute apart. The person who left the other comment might be Mr. anonymous.
At 5/6/07 6:05 PM, aLeXa said...: Meet Detective Brian.
At 6/6/07 12:36 AM, Anonymous said...: tee hee hee
At 6/6/07 7:13 PM, Unknown said...: happy birthday stephen
At 6/6/07 10:25 PM, stephen said...: thanks dude.

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